04 August 2009

Frases

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.



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